A Juliette Balcony
It's not a fucking balcony it's a railing on a window!!!
If anyone else can think of a thing that's not a thing let me know! It's not as easy as you think.
The Thing Is:
Don't make cheese on toast when you come in at 3 in the morning pissed from clubbing!
Who is Frank and why is he such a bastard?
Don't tell me there's a thing if you're not going to tell me what the thing is!